Question #1:
Has anyone seen the report on betting suspended on scolari leaving Chelsea?
Odds on Scolari leaving Chelsea Supended after coming down from 50-1 to 10-1 in a day. sky sports news. do you think its true?Question #2:
how to bet sports online? please show some link?
Question #3:
How to give a good strip tease?
My boyfriend wants me to do a strip tease for him, but I've never done one before. We both enjoy watching sports and our hometown NBA teams are facing off on Jan. 12 (Blazers and Bulls). So we put a bet on it. If his team wins, he gets a strip tease. I don't even know where to start. Tips? Suggestions? anything helps. Thanks!Please root for the Portland Blazers to win hahaha. I'd appreciate it.
We are already having sex, he has just been wanting a strip tease too. Kind of a foreplay thing i guess, and he's always telling me how much he likes my body so he just wants me to show it off for him.
Question #4:
What is the title of this movie?
It's called "Space Jam" and it's about these aliens that come to Earth and suck up the powers of basketball players like Micheal Jordan so MJ has to get the Looney Tunes like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck to help him challenge the aliens to a game of basketball and my favorite scene is where Daffy Duck gets hit by a basketball and then he's like "mommy I want to stay home and bake cookies" it's really funny I lol'd I bet if you watched you'd lol too or at least you would lol inside you and if you look it up its listed under comedy but I think that it should be listed under sports comedy because even though it's really funny it's also about basketball which is a sport.Question #5:
How do you give a good strip tease?
My boyfriend wants me to do a strip tease for him, but I've never done one before. We both enjoy watching sports and our hometown NBA teams are facing off on Jan. 12 (Blazers and Bulls). So we put a bet on it. If his team wins, he gets a strip tease. I don't even know where to start. Tips? Suggestions? anything helps. Thanks!Please root for the Portland Blazers to win hahaha. I'd appreciate it.
Question #6:
Do the Mummers allow chicks on bikes to their parade?
I bet I could spice up South Broad St. riding down it on my Harley sporting my pink feathered bra. What do you think?Question #7:
can i bet on sports in atlantic city if i'm only 18?
also is there a better way to bet on sports? i've never done it before. and how do i do itQuestion #8:
Question about referrals with bodog sports betting site?
I have this referral code P8453A7. If I tell my friend to give my code when he signs up what do we both get? Do we get money or a percentage bonus on our next deposit or a free bet or what?Question #9:
Is online sports betting illegal in NC?
Is it illegal to bet on sports over the internet if you are a resident in North Carolina?Question #10:
i lost a bet dress as sports chick?
i lost a bet to my sis and i gotta dress as 3 different sports chicks including getting my hair done at a salon and nails in a girl stylethe sports are volleyball, tennis, and swimming undergarments included. LINKS INCLUDED PLEASE!!!!!
Question #11:
can you bet on sports at mgm detroit?
I know mgm has a sportsbook, but is that just for horse racing? Or can you bet on football and basketball there?Question #12:
What is a money line sports betting?
what does a money line mean? it says -265 for the pats and +225 for the bills? somebody please explainQuestion #13:
would we be a good couple?
ok im 15 and she is 15, she is a kinda prep and i am a extreme sports guy, she is smart an i am ok( i get alot of Cs) she is very quiet, i am only quiet around other peps but when im around her im a lil bet more talkitive, she hasnt had her first kiss yet iv got to 2 base and thats it, im in love with her she i have no clue, i somtimes find her staring at me and somtimes its the other way around we have gone out b4 but i broke it off cuz or some other reason( friend made fun of her and made her feel like shit all the time, i found out an broke it off so she wouldnt feel horrible anymore, but never told her why, same day i knocked the friend out and told him to never talk about her again or this well happen again) but now the same feelings are coming back to me now, and i hav tried talking to her and i can only get her to say a couple of words, i forgot how i got her back last time but now i want to go out again but i have no clue if i should, she is very beautiful and i want to be wit her and make her happy, but i dont know if i should wat do you think is it best to leave her alone or should i go out with her again,yea i have told her how i feel and she told my other friend that she doesnt want a bf right now but idk about me thou she might rethink it maybe
Question #14:
what do you think about field hockey players?
I play field hockey and everyone thinks that its a stupid sport, all the football guys make fun of us, but i bet if they tried to play they would sprain something. Tell me what you think! please!i do agree it is a boring sport to watch but the BEST sport play!
Question #15:
Did pro gay marriage activists agree to have a vote on the issue?
They obvioulsy did and never expected the outcome in California. Now that marriage is banned they are crying foul. Maybe they should listen to the people and how we define marriage as a society.They remind me of people that bet on a 'guaranteed' winner in sports. When that team loses, they refuse to pay.
Marriage was never a civil right, and never will be.
Question #16:
so im trying this again. should I keep going with this?
(mind you, its a rough draft)Ever heard of the saying, an ugly person stands next to an uglier person so that they’d look better? Yeah, I bet you have. Well, that wasn’t the case for me. I was just…me. Normal, average, boy next door. Nothing interesting about me. I was just there walking in the midst of my extraordinary family. Yeah, you heard me. Extraordinary. I came from the Colbert family. Probably one of the most athletic and well known family in my town of Alpine, Texas. My dad national MVP in his old college football team. My mother, champion kick-boxer in her old town, my brother, plays for the Dallas cowboys, and my sister, the head cheerleader on the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders. Even once in a while, I’d see her on TV strutting her ass, while I pictured millions of perverted guy viewers watching her. I’d seeth in anger. But me? Me, Keith Colbert? I was not on any team and for that matter I was horrible at sports. I cant even kick a simple soccer ball into the goal right. Of, course, that worried my parents as soon as they saw that my lack of their genes were evident.
“Boy!” my dad used to bark at me. “I want you to give me 20 laps! You need to buff up for the next football season!!”
“But, dad! I hate football! I always get shoved or pushed!” I whined.
“Don’t make me bring out my paddle boy! Get to runnin!!” he’d yell and I’d obey.
That was how it was for my first couple of years in high school. I made the team once just because my brother was on it. But when Coach Gilbert realized I had no football skills whatsoever, I was gently let off the team. I cried in thanks to him. Although, my dad didn’t take it lightly. You see, while my family spent family time, throwing a basketball around in the backyard, I’d prefer it if I was alone in my room trying to find the limit of functions as X approaches a constant. Hard stuff. Calculus. I guess you can see the difference. I loved math. I loved the numbers involved in it and the way you can manipulate it to get different answers. Most people hated math….I breathed it. But my love for the numbers made me only strange to people. Not extraordinary. Even my moods were ordinary. I was always content. If I was angry, I would only stay that way for about 10 minutes then be over the whole situation. When I was sad, I’d be that way for a couple of seconds unless, it was really bad, then maybe for an hour and I’d be the normal optimist and find something else to waste my time with. Emotions were too much energy for me, so why not be content, where it required minimal emotion?
Even though, it seemed that I was pretty content with my life, deep down, in the darkest depths of my heart, I wished I was like my parents, my siblings. I see it like this, when you make something of yourself, you’ll die with your title. Like my family will, when they eventually die in my town. I didn’t want to die as the normal guy that lived his life average. My name would soon fade away. I wanted to stand out for once. When I’d see my brother dive in the air for a football, I’d wish, I had legs like him. When I saw my sister do her crazy double back flips herky’s I’d wish I had a little skirt like that. Hahaha. Just kidding. No, but I’d wish, that I had bravery to do something gutsy like that. In real life, I’d cringe and hit the floor if a ball even tried to come my way.
“Ey! Why don’t you freaking shut up!?” I heard Ryan yell at someone. That interrupted my thoughts abruptly reminding me I had class this morning. I picked myself up off my lumpy bed and trudged into my bathroom. I switched on the light and stared at my reflection in the mirror. My brown flop of curly hair tousled from sleeping. My amber eyes squinting at the bright light above me. Sighing at this terrifying sight, I turned on the water and splashed my face accidentally with hot water.
“ARRRRGHHHH!” I yelled and staggered backwards my back thumping against the bathroom wall. I grabbed blindly for my towel and wiped my face vigorously. I got back on my feet and turned off the steaming water cursing under my breath. After washing up in the bathroom, I walked into my closet and yanked out my clothes while simultaneously grabbing my literature and AP calculus book. It’ been a year now since I’ve graduated from high school, and I currently went to Manhattan College. I even lived in an apartment in New York. It was all a part of my scheme in my quest to become extraordinary. It was working pretty well too. When I first got accepted into Manhattan College, the whole school heard about it, and finally they turned their heads towards me, giving me high fives and slaps on the backs. I felt good, for about 2 hours then soon, I was old news and it was back to my sister pulling off some stunt during a school rally. Most of my school graduated then went straight to Sul Ross State University. It was almost like high school, just with dorms and more privileges. You’d see the same people, and the people would always know me. Kei
Question #17:
How is my life? On a scale of 1-10.?
Alright, let's see. I am 19 years old, I'm an 80 some average student in high school, going to university. I am in debt by quite a bit already. The only sport I play is bowling. I have a few friends, no girlfriends, however my exes want me back. (They cheated on me, ha.) I'm sure my parents want me out of the house, my sister and brother hate me. Every girl I ever try and date turns out to think of me as a brother, and I'm more than willing to bet that they always will. I do feel lonely, and I hate that. I don't do drugs, I don't smoke, nor do I drink. Am I a loser? So, as stupid as it sounds, how is my life? Now I don't want to kill myself, but I do want it to end. Am I right in thinking this? Would it make a difference to me if I died now compared to later?Question #18:
do you think this is funny?
i did!You know you're in college when...
1. High school started before 8am, but now anything before noon is considered "early.
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2. You have more beer than food in your fridge.
3. Weekends start on Thursday.
4. 6am is when you go to sleep, not when you wake up.
5. You know many different ways to cook ramen noodles or macaroni and cheese.
6. The health center gives out free condoms, and people take them… just in case.
7. Instead of falling asleep in class, you stay in bed.
8. You know how late McDonald's, Taco Bell, Qdoba, etc. are open.
9. You think it's the weekend on a Wednesday and you don't know what month it is.
10. You can't remember the last time you washed your car.
11. Your underwear/sock supply dictates your laundry schedule.
12. You check Facebook/Myspace more than once a day.
13. You get drunk dialed on any night of the week.
14. You wash dishes in the bathroom sink.
15. You've fallen off a loft bed.
16. You talk about beer pong like it's a sport.
17. Finding random people in your house is perfectly normal, and you even sympathize with them... sometimes when you wake up you have no idea where you are.
18. Your primary news sources are the Daily Show and the Colbert Report.
19. You open a beer at 10 am and your roommate asks you if there's more.
20. The standard of meals per day falls to two, sometimes just one.
21. Your trash is overflowing and your bank account isn't.
22. You go to Target or WalMart more than 3 times a week.
23. You wear the same jeans for 13 days without washing them.
24. Your breakfast consists of a coke or cereal bar on the way to class... anything with caffeine will do.
25. Quarters are like gold.
26. Your idea of feeding the poor is buying yourself some ramen noodles.
27. You live in a house with three couches, none of which match.
28. You try to study but seem to procrastinate by eating, going to study breaks, talking to people, etc...
29. You talk to your roommate on instant messenger when you're both home.
30. You ask people what YOU did last night.
31. Certain things are now deemed "facebook worthy." When friends take pictures of you, you wonder how long it will take them to post them.
32. You've seen a hit and run involving a bicyclist/pedestrian.
33. You see people you know you've met but can never remember their names or how you know them.
34.
You sleep more in class than in your room
35. Your idea of a square meal is a box of Pop-Tarts.
36. You've traveled with bags of dirty clothes.
37. You go home to do your laundry because you're too poor to pay the $2... or too lazy to go to a change machine.
38. You pay $100 for a book you don't read once, return it four months later, and get $7.
39. More than 20% of your household furnishings are made from milk crates.
40. You recognize the meat in the dorm soup as yesterday's meatloaf, and thus decide to eat a nice bowl of cereal - a safe bet for any meal.
41. You use words like "thus" (see #40).
42. You throw out bowls and plates because you don't feel like washing them.
43. Your beer pong table is nicer than all your other tables.
44. It takes preparation... and 3 people... to take out your garbage.
45. Going to the library is a social event.
46. You wear flip flops in the shower your freshman year... you know why.
47. You start joining clubs because of the free food.
48. Visits home depend on how much money you have for gas.
49. You skip one class to write a paper for another.
50. You have no idea where your tuition money is going... technology fees? I think not.
51. Bicycles don't seem as lame as they did in high school.
52. You stay up late to finish homework then sleep through the class in which it was due.
53. Girls: You've balanced your foot on a shampoo bottle to shave.
54. Your backpack is giving you scoliosis.
55. You've written a check for 45 cents or stopped to get $2.00 of gas.
56. Your bill in the bookstore will be comparable to tuition.
57. Going to the mailbox becomes an ego booster/breaker.
58. Most of your T.A.s are foreign...what's the deal?
59. You never realized so many people are smarter than you.
60. You never realized so many people are dumber than you.
61. Western Europe could be wiped out by a terrible plague and you'd never know, but you can recite the last episode of your favorite show verbatim.
62. Care packages rank right up there with birthdays.
63. You craft ways to make any game into a drinking/stripping game.
64. You meet the type of people you thought only existed in movies.
65. Printers break down only when you desperately need them.
66. Anything can be cooked in a microwave.
67. Two words: bike cops.
68. You have Safe Ride programmed into your phone.
Question #19:
My Yahoo! Answers questions appearing on other sites?
I just wanted to see what would pop up if i searched my Yahoo! user name "Mfallskid" on Google. I found alot of my Yahoo Answers profiles in different languages, but i found something else. My questions were all over random sports blogs under the guest name mfallskid, but I have never even heard of the blog/forum sites before. I bet there are even more of mine out there under a different name. Is this right/legal? Could you search your username and see if it happens to you?Question #20:
Are the New York Islanders chose to relocate to Oklahoma City in 2-3 years?
Forbes Magazine says the New York Islanders are listed in The 10 Most Likely Professional Sports Team to Relocate, my suggestion they're not moving to Winnipeg or Hamilton, Ontario, It's Oklahoma City they're moving to in 3 years, i bet the Islanders would leave Long Island for Oklahoma City.** Powered by Yahoo Answers